By Adam Hart
He's accumulated over 700 yards from the line of scrimmage this season, scored five touchdowns and won over the hearts of Patriots fans. But the retail floor is an entirely different gridiron.
Modell's and Reebok, providers of this video, issued a new challenge to Danny Woodhead: try selling his freshly-released jersey. Dressed in full Modell's staff uniform, he worked the floor at the store near Patriot Place. Surely, fans would perform physically-impossible maneuvers to purchase a jersey from the one and only Danny Woodhead.
Nope. Not even a little bit.
One patron, prodded by Woody, abruptly declined: "Nah, he's too little."
Does it count as saying it to someone's face if you don't know that someone is the someone standing in front of you?
. . . Someone.