WGS finds Belichick's procon list for Chad Ochosomething

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WGS finds Belichick's procon list for Chad Ochosomething

Man, Wicked Good Sports is getting really good at stealing recovering memos and lists from athletes and sports teams. Jokes on you, Mom, for thinking that being a janitorsports blogger was a stupid idea.

Anyway. The latest find? Bill Belichick's ProsCons list for the possibility of bringing Chad Ocho Cinco to New England. The coach's final decision isn't on the paper we found, but it's a great place to start. WGS has also been kind enough to annotate the whole thing for you.

You're welcome.

OCHO PRO: Don't hate him
CON: Doesn't shut up

OCHO PRO: Seven 1,000 yard seasons
CON: He's crazy

OCHO PRO: Is a list maker

CON: Has T.O. cooties

OCHO PRO: Is less of a baby than Wes Welker
CON: Is still kind of a baby

OCHO PRO: "Ocho Cinc O's" cereal is pretty delicious

CON: Might take attention off of Tom Brady

OCHO PRO: No hair issues anymore
CON: Tries to keep things... fun

OCHO PRO: Has experience with cameras

CON: Has Carson Palmer cooties
OCHO PRO: Signing him keeps him off the Jets roster
CON: He said he'd love to play for the Jets and Rex Ryan -- Why?
OCHO PRO: Free... supplies

CON: Tried Chad Jackson. Didn't work.

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Haggerty's NHL Power Rankings: So long, Wings' streak

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Haggerty's NHL Power Rankings: So long, Wings' streak

The Washington Capitals remain on top, but it's time to recognize the Red Wings' 25-year playoff streak that will come to an end this spring.