Man, Wicked Good Sports is getting really good at stealing recovering memos and lists from athletes and sports teams. Jokes on you, Mom, for thinking that being a janitorsports blogger was a stupid idea.
Anyway. The latest find? Bill Belichick's ProsCons list for the possibility of bringing Chad Ocho Cinco to New England. The coach's final decision isn't on the paper we found, but it's a great place to start. WGS has also been kind enough to annotate the whole thing for you.
OCHO PRO: Don't hate him
CON: Doesn't shut up
OCHO PRO: Seven 1,000 yard seasons
CON: He's crazy
OCHO PRO: Is a list maker
CON: Has T.O. cooties
OCHO PRO: Is less of a baby than Wes Welker
CON: Is still kind of a baby
OCHO PRO: "Ocho Cinc O's" cereal is pretty delicious
CON: Might take attention off of Tom Brady
OCHO PRO: No hair issues anymore
CON: Tries to keep things... fun
OCHO PRO: Has experience with cameras
CON: Has Carson Palmer cooties
OCHO PRO: Signing him keeps him off the Jets roster
CON: He said he'd love to play for the Jets and Rex Ryan -- Why?
OCHO PRO: Free... supplies
CON: Tried Chad Jackson. Didn't work.