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In other news, this answers the age-old question: are there Marlins fans?
3m
Maybe not. But they really can't go down 2-0.
3m
No, they didn't actually wager a living baby or anything. That would be weird. They just bet on whether they should have one.
3m
It may cost them $100 million to get him, but they certainly could use him.
3m
He as 12.75 million reasons to do so.

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