Colorado 2011 commercials are a insert baseball pun here

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By Justin Aucoin
WickedGoodSports.com

In Boston, we have the Boston Bruins Hockey Rules. In Colorado, the Rockies have their own set of zany commercials.

And were not gonna liethe 2011 batch is pretty hilarious.

Here are some of our favorites....

Exhibit ALucky Couple

Worth it to hear the husband say, Every time the wife gets a preg-nawnt the Rocks make the playoffs in a Colorodian drawl. Does such a thing even exist?

Exhibit BMetal Detector

First, we wish Logan looked so clean and empty.

Second, how did they not get stripped search after making the machine buzz so many times? Also, no body image scanner? No scandal?

Lastly, they have no bags on them. Where were they hiding those trophyou know what? Never mind. We dont need to know.

Exhibit C - Dinger Date

It might be because we have the maturity of a 10-year-old boy, but theres something wrong and dirty about going on a date with a purple dinosaur named Dinger.

But, to be fair, who wouldnt want to date a dinosaur that spends its free time copying its butt and privates.

Classic Dinger

Exhibit DSuperstition Enablers

You should see her with her eye black on. No thanks, Spilborghs. Were not into things that are illegal in apparently every state but Colorado.

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