Super Bowl XLV halftime train wreck


Super Bowl XLV halftime train wreck

By Justin Aucoin

Ever since Janet Jackson gave America a Sex Ed lesson during the Super Bowl half-time show all those many moons ago, the NFL had been playing it safe with aging rockers like Bruce Springsteen, U2 and The Who.

By doing so the NFL was called out of touch and old, so they decided to bring in the biggest pop-trash group from 2003.

The Black Eyed Peas!

We can only imagine that Gary Bettman and the NHL gave entertainment booking advice to the NFL. Was there no one more relevant available?

Some people defined the Black Eyed Peas performance as lackluster. Others called it dull as a plastic knife. Many probably switched the station to the super adorable Puppy Bowl.

We saw a beautiful train wreck.

We saw was a surreal display of an entertainment disaster. It looked like Tron, Mad Max and Lite Bright got drunk one night, mated...

...and this popped out:


Now that would be a show worth booking.

The Black Eyed Peas promised to bring energy which nowadays apparently means stand there and rock back and forth. We blame the Internet culture. Stoopid Internetz.

But maybe were being too harsh. Its probably extremely difficult to move when youre encased in leather suits with enough rhinestones, glitter and LED lights to make eight-year-old girls jealous.

And to top it all off, the BEPs brought in some square-heads.

Now, where have we seen this before? Hmm

Hello, Will.i.Am? Fergie? Brett and Jermaines lawyer is on line one.

Overall the performance was, as some called it, dull as a plastic spoon. It made us yearn for the shenanigans of Prince.

At least he knew all the words to the songs. Right, Christina?

WR Brandon Marshall provides player's perspective to owners on Day 2 of meetings

WR Brandon Marshall provides player's perspective to owners on Day 2 of meetings

PHOENIX - When league owners, coaches and executives come together for the NFL's annual meetings, those meetings are often devoid of those who have the biggest say in making the product what it is. 

The guys who play.

Brandon Marshall, newly-acquired wide receiver of the Giants, had an opportunity to provide the meetings with a player's perspective on Monday morning. 

The focus, he told reporters after addressing owners, was to highlight the importance of continuing to foster stronger relationships between the league and its players. 

It seemed to go over well, judging by a tweet sent out from Niners owner Jed York. 

"I think it's important for us to continue to do things like we did last year giving the players more of a voice," Marshall said. "You saw the campaign during Week 13 last year, My Cause My Cleats. That was super successful. It gave the world and our fans and the NFL the opportunity to see that we are people,  we're not just gladiators. It humanized us. 

"It not only gave people outside of the game that opportunity to see who we really were but also people in the game like owners, executives and even players. . .We want to continue to do more of that. If we want our game to continue to be on this track that it's on, being super successful, as far as being a pillar in the community, then we need to make sure that our relationships between players and owners is healthy."

Day 2 of the owners meetings will be highlighted by a decision on the fate of the Raiders franchise. The team is expected to have enough support from owners around the league to uproot and head to Las Vegas. 

Around midday in Phoenix, Patriots owner Robert Kraft is expected to speak to reporters about league affairs as well as his team's offseason activity. 

Jaylen Brown steps away from social media to prepare for playoffs

Jaylen Brown steps away from social media to prepare for playoffs

BOSTON –  Like most of the NBA’s Millennials, Celtics rookie Jaylen Brown is active on social media.

But if you holla at him on Twitter or Instagram these days, don’t be surprised if you don’t hear back anytime soon.
That’s because Brown is stepping away from the social media game to better focus on his first postseason journey with the Celtics, which begins next month.
Brown said he isn’t the only player inside the Celtics locker room who has pledged to do things differently leading up to the playoffs.
More than anything, the changes Brown speaks of are symbolic to illustrate the need for everyone to make sacrifices critical for a team’s success.
“I’ve paid attention to that, how a lot of guys are making the sacrifices necessary to add to this team,” Brown said. “Some guys are only drinking water. Some guys are cutting out cursing or other aspects. Some guys have some personal stuff...Everybody is putting themselves in that mind frame to sacrifice for the betterment of the team.”
He added that taking a step back from social media was just one of a handful of changes he has made leading up to the playoffs.
“Some are personal, but some, just being a lot more focused and more locked in, eliminating distractions,” Brown told “This generation, we’re so social media dependent. So just eliminating that, filling that in with other stuff whether it’s gym time or film or just time to yourself instead of it being so predicated on the cell phone.”
Brown understands the battle Boston (48-26) is in for the top spot in the East heading into the playoffs and how important getting that would be to this team.
“It means a lot, especially being a rookie from my perspective, being on a team that’s number one seed in the East and being a contributor.” Brown said. “What more could you ask for, coming in to the league, coming into the NBA. It’s been great for me. It’s been a blessing.”
While Brown has had his share of ups and downs as a rookie, there’s no ignoring the fact that he’s progressing at a brisk rate.

“Offensively, I’m getting a little more comfortable scoring the ball; mid-range game, I’m developing,” he said. “Defensively, being in the right spot at the right time, stuff like that. I’ve come a long way and I still have a long way to go.”