These Pats have a near-perfect feel

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These Pats have a near-perfect feel

By Michael Felger

This is getting a little scary.

The Patriots aren't just beating good competition anymore. They aren't just winning on the road, or in the elements, or in big games -- although they are doing all those things.

They're getting to a point where they aren't even letting teams compete with them.

Sunday's rout in Chicago was just the latest stop on the Pats' NFL Domination Tour. The 36-7 final was impressive in all three phases, but it was hardly unusual. It's actually become the norm for a Patriots team that is now the odd-on favorite to represent the AFC in the Super Bowl. The last bump in the road was in Cleveland, a 34-14 defeat on Nov. 7.

Since then the Patriots have gone 5-0 while outscoring opponents 196-88. They've averaged 39.5 points per game over that stretch, which isn't even their most impressive stat. Guess how many turnovers they've had since that Browns loss?

Zero.

Not a fumble, not a pick, not a single solitary mistake that resulted in a lost ball.

Nobody is perfect. But over the last five games the Pats have come as close to playing perfect football as you can expect in the NFL nowadays.

And they've done it against the iron. At Pittsburgh. Indianapolis. The Jets. The Bears. Even their one bunny, the Lions, came with a special circumstance -- on Thanksgiving, just four days after their yearly epic with the Colts. No one can say they did it against unworthy competition.

Did you say "competition"? If only the Pats' opponents had been offering some.

The Pats began the run at Pittsburgh, where they led, 23-3 entering the fourth quarter. A garbage-time flurry by Ben Roethlisberger tightened the score, but the game was never in doubt after Brady spiked the ball in the face of Steelers fans following a QB sneak in the third quarter.

Then they returned home to face Indianapolis, where they burst out to a customary 31-14 lead early in the fourth quarter. Of course, Peyton Manning made them sweat, as he always does. It's why he and the Colts are the only things that scare me right now if I'm the Patriots.

But after that the Pats have won going away each of the last three games.

They scored the last 28 points in Detroit and won by 21. They were never threatened by the Jets and won by 42. They dominated from the opening kick in Chicago and led by 36 before ultimately winning by 29.

Remember, the Steelers were supposed to be the best team in football when the Pats showed up. The Jets were the top team in the conference. The Bears were one of the NFC's best. The Colts were the Colts. And outside of the Colts finish, the Pats were barely threatened.

Pretty good.

At varying points this year the Pats have been compared to their 2001 Super Bowl predecessor. They've also drawn comparisons to the 2003 squad. But this year is really starting to feel like 2007, when the competition was scarce and the only thing left to determine in the second halves of games was how long Tom Brady would stay in and whether Bill Belichick was running up the score or not.

That may be an uneasy comparison for many fans given how that year ended, but these Patriots are leaving us with no other choice.

They're that good right now.

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Watch Tom Brady's daughter Vivian tear it up on ski slopes

Watch Tom Brady's daughter Vivian tear it up on ski slopes

Tom Brady's daughter Vivian is a natural on skis.

The New England Patriots quarterback and apparently proud father posted a comical video of his 4-year-old daughter tearing it up on the ski hill. Vivian took on the bottom section of the run while adhering to the all-important instructions from the Super Cool Ski Instructor from the Comedy Central show, "South Park."

Brady added the audio from the "South Park" ski instructor to the video of his daughter skiing, and included a joke about "french frying" and "pizzaing" at the correct moments. 

"That’s my girl! Pizzaing when she's supposed to pizza, French frying when she's supposed to French fry... NOT having a bad time!!" Brady joked on Instagram.

Curran: Jets' 2015 tampering with Revis more extensive than NFL revealed

Curran: Jets' 2015 tampering with Revis more extensive than NFL revealed

The Patriots obviously got it right when they pushed away from the table during the Darrelle Revis bidding war in 2015. 

The once-great corner spent the 2016 season languishing on the field. He’s spending the early part of the offseason reacting negatively to backpack journalism after midnight. 

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But the alleged double KO by Revis and his buddies isn’t what prompts this submission. 

It’s the revelation from Manish Mehta of the New York Daily News that the tampering the Jets engaged in when they were prying Revis loose from the Patriots was way, way more involved than what the NFL fined them for. And that Jets owner Woody Johnson knew all about it. 

Mehta leads his piece revealing that, long before free agency opened in 2015, Revis “was ready to squeeze more money out of [Johnson] who he knew would be willing to overpay for his services again.”

Mehta reports that, “back-channel discussions with the Jets in February set the foundation for a Revis reunion . . . 

“Team officials in stealth mode communicated with Revis, Inc., through private cell phones and face-to-face covert meetings at the 2015 Scouting Combine rather than make calls from the team's landlines at their Florham Park facility. No paper trails were a must.

“Johnson, the driving force behind bringing back Revis to right a wrong in his mind, endorsed all of it.”

The Patriots -- who were in the midst of the Deflategate colonoscopy that resulted in absurd-level discipline -- lodged a complaint with the league over the Jets tampering after Revis signed with the Jets in mid-March of 2015. 

The Jets were fined $100,000 but weren’t docked any draft picks.. The tender wrist slap came, ostensibly, because Johnson moronically stated at a December press conference that he’d “love” to have Revis return to New York. 

Maybe Johnson wasn’t being a dummy. That comment provided cover for the league office -- which has a documented history of treating the two NYC franchises with kid gloves -- to let the Jets off easy. 

Mehta’s article is the latest offering from him since completing his heel turn against Revis. 

Mehta did everything but fly the plane to bring Revis to New York once the 2014 season ended. And this is what he wrote the day the Jets penalty came down: 

The NFL’s attempt to uncover any dirt was an exercise in futility, a witch hunt driven by nonsense from a hypocritical organization with no reason to feel threatened by its competitor. 

You may wonder what’s the point? 

Clearly, the Patriots got it right while the Jets cheated, got what they wanted, and are now getting what they deserved. 

And everyone already knows the league office’s investigations and operations arms under the brutally incompetent leadership of Troy Vincent are a laughingstock. 

All true. But if I don’t write this now, I may have no recollection of this particular instance of league corruption given the absolute avalanche of other incidents