NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
DNP: WR Julian Edelman (hand), TE Aaron Hernandez (ankle), S Steve Gregory (hip), TE Rob Gronkowski (hip), TE Michael Hoomanawanui (concussion).
LIMITED PARTICIPATION: QB Tom Brady (right shoulder), RB Brandon Bolden (knee), DE Brandon Deaderick (ankle), DT Justin Francis (ankle), LB Dont'a Hightower (hamstring), G Logan Mankins (calfhip), OL Nick McDonald (shoulder), CB Sterling Moore (knee), RB Shane Vereen (foot), OT Sebastian Volmer (back).
FULL PARTICIPATION: DT Kyle Love (knee).
LIMITED PARTICIPATION: LB Nate Irving (concussion), G Chris Kuper (forearm).
FULL PARTICIPATION: CB Chris Harris (ankle), CB Tracy Porter (shoulder), WR Matt Willis (hamstring).
Tom Brady’s annual attempt at making the collective testicles of New England draw up into its stomach has succeeded.
Brady posted on Instagram and Facebook a video (see below) of him skiing somewhere that we aren’t. He approaches a decent-sized jump, hits it, appears to stick the landing, blurts, “Whoa…” and then the camera shows an empty ski and a lifeless body.
Actually, no lifeless body. Watched it a second time. No lifeless body.
Brady has graduated from sliding down waterslides and cliff-diving to this latest offseason effort to make sure everyone still cares about his safety.
Next season, Russian Roulette.
Rumor has it there are NFL teams willing to send a 'blockbuster trade' to the New England Patriots for quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo. Mike Giardi describes what he thinks would be a blockbuster trade for Jimmy G.