By Rich Levine

It's a great week to be a home team in the NFL.

OK, it's too early to make a ridiculous statement like that. But if you're living in a Las Vegas state of mind, then there's really no place like home in Week 8.

We have zero home dogs on the schedule this Sunday. It doesn't matter if you're the Lions, Cardinals, Chargers, Rams or Raiders if you're playing at home, you're expected to win. How many actually will? Well, I'm about to tell you.

Anyway, after a fourth straight winning week, I'm finally above .500 for the season on these fake bets. How about some fake applause?!

And how about coming to your senses and betting some real dough on the games this week?

Not talking about the ones I get wrong; just the winners.

The Game: Denver vs. San Francisco (-1) in London

If I'm writing about the Niners, there's a very good chance I'm begging for a Mike Singletary "Mic'd Up" segment. And don't expect me to stop now.

This is a critical time for amassing any and every Singletary sound that we can. I mean, at the most we have, what, a month until he's fired? And at that point he'll just become a defense coordinator for the rest of his career and never find the spotlight again. So, come on NFL Films, let's not allow this opportunity to slip away!

On that note, here's a quick checklist of the Singletary sound I'd like to hear from England:

1. Singletary screaming at a cab driver for driving on the wrong side of the road.

2. Singletary growling into the face of one the guards at Buckingham Palace.

3. Singletary and the Queen politely debating England's refusal to adopt the Euro, over a spot of tea.

4. Singletary barking at Big Ben: "If you ain't five minutes early, then you 10 minutes late!"

5. Singletary threatening to castrate his secondary after Kyle Orton throws his fourth TD pass of the game.

The Pick: Broncos (1)

The Game: Miami at Cincinnati (-1.5)

At one point during the 1 o'clock games last week, the Red Zone channel was switching back and forth between drives by the Dolphins and Bengals.

For about five minutes, literally all we saw were Carson Palmer and Chad Henne helplessly trying to march their team down the field. It was sack, after incomplete pass, after bad decision, after interception. The next thing I knew I was lying on the floor in a puddle of my own drool. Incompetence-induced seizure, they tell me.

In related news, I'm wearing a helmet while I watch this one on Sunday.

For what its worth, the Dolphins are still undefeated on the road this season with quality wins in Green Bay and Minnesota, and another win in Buffalo. Meanwhile, their last time playing at home, the Bengals lost to the Bucs. Advantage: Miami.

The Pick: Dolphins (1.5)

The Game: Green Bay at N.Y. Jets (-6)

The NFL was pretty quiet without the Jets last week, wasn't it? It just didn't feel the same without having a team to root against as hard as you root for the Pats; without hearing Rex burp all over the microphone in his postgame presser; without watching Chris Berman wet himself over LT's resurgence.

One week without the Jets felt like seven. I almost have a hard time remembering all the reasons I hate them. Hmm, what can we do about that . . . oh, OK.

"Bill Parcells is right you are what your record says you are," Rex Ryan told Manish Mehta of the New York Daily News. "It's hard to say we're not the best team in the league."

Ahhh, now I remember. Welcome back, Jets.

The Pick: Packers (6)

The Game: Minnesota at New England (-5)

Where I come from, if you say "Beetlejuice" three times in a row, Michael Keaton will pop out of a miniature model city and make your life a living hell.

In this world, Bill Belichick isn't nearly as forgiving as my man 'Juice. For the coach, all it takes is one mention of "Spygate" to turn him into the master of disaster.

I'm still not sure what Brad Childress thought he'd accomplish by bringing up SpyGate earlier in the week. Although given his history, I guess the public display of stupidity shouldn't come as a surprise. Neither should the fact that, thanks to his irrelevant cheap shot over an issue so played out that even Gregg Easterbrook's stopped yapping about it, Professor Belichick now becomes Commander Belichick, and will do anything in his power to embarrass the hell out of Chilly.

I'm sure the Vikings players will appreciate it.

Also, for anyone going to the game on Sunday: Have you considered the fact that you might be in attendance for Brett Favre's final NFL game? The guy might be the anti-Christ, but seeing his finale would still be pretty cool, right?

All it's going to take is one awkward fall on that ankle, or one bruising blindside hit, or one horribly thrown pick-six after which Favre will pretend that he fell awkwardly on his ankle, and that's all she wrote.

Or more fitting: That's all he sexted.

The Pick: Pats (-5)

The Game: Washington at Detroit (-2.5)

I've switched this pick five times over the last six hours.

I wonder how long Matthew Stafford will take to adjust back to being under center. I wonder how the Redskins will react to their second straight road game, and how much of an effect the pounding taken at the hands of the Bears even in victory will have in Detroit. I wonder how much better the Lions are than the Bears. Or how much better Washington even is than the Bears. Last week, the Redskins forced 27 turnovers and still only won by a field goal. And this is a Washington team that also lost by 14 points on the road to the Rams earlier this season. Can we really feel confident about the 'Skins getting it done in Detroit?

In the end, I'm going to say yes, mostly because the Redskins season is essentially riding on this game. With a win, they improve to 5-3 (including wins in three of their last four), giving them some momentum and surge heading into the second half of the season. With a loss, they drop to 4-4, with Philly, Tennessee, Minnesota and the Giants on deck.

The Pick: Redskins (2.5)

The Game: Carolina at St. Louis (-3)

It makes you really appreciate what the Patriots have accomplished this decade when you look at the depths to which the Panthers and Rams New England's first two Super Bowl victims have fallen.

Granted the Rams have finally started to right their ship, but the Pats just never sunk.

The Pick: Rams (-3)

The Game: Buffalo at Kansas City (-7.5)

They should have beaten the Ravens! They could have beaten the Pats! Steve Johnson's a star! Lee Evans has a pulse! Fitzpatrick fever!

But, come on, do you really want to bet on the Buffalo Bills right now? Do you really have faith that a team that's given up 34, 38, 38, 36 and 37 points, respectively, over its last five games can go into crazy Kansas City, and stay within a touchdown?

No way.

As for KC, you know I love them like they're my own non-existent children. I've been hyping the Chiefs since the preseason, and with their current 4-2 (and their game-and-a-half lead in the West), Im feeling pretty confident that for once in my life, I won't look so stupid.

BUT, I'm also willing to admit that the Chiefs havent exactly played the league's most impressive schedule. Their wins came against the Chargers, Browns, 49ers and Todd Boumans Jaguars. The only two tests at Indy and Houston are their two losses.

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good about my 100 bet (20-1 odds) on them winning the AFC West, but I'll feel a lot better if they can make easy work of the Bills.

(And I'd feel a whole lot better if I weren't lying about that 100 wager.)

The Pick: Chiefs (-7.5)

The Game: Jacksonville at Dallas (-6.5)

Heres one game I wouldn't bet a penny of real money on. I wouldn't even bet Jerry Jones' money on this game.

Im taking Dallas for the column, mostly because their defense has too much pride to let Davey Garrard and the Jags have too much fun at that stadium, but you don't feel good about investing your cash in either of these teams for the rest of the season.

The Pick: Cowboys (-6.5)

The Game: Tennessee at San Diego (-3.5)

It makes all kinds of sense to just give up on the Chargers. At 2-5, with a bird-brained coach and no discipline whatsoever, it seems crazy to think that the San Diego can still save its season. But I cant help but ask myself:

What if the Chargers were just a little less stupid?

I'm not even asking for a total mental makeover here. It's far too late for that. What if they were just a stupid team, instead of a really, really, unbelievably stupid team? What if, for one Sunday, they managed to only shoot themselves in the foot, instead of both kneecaps? They still have talent. They still have a top QB. They still have a stifling 'D'.

If its going to happen, it has to be this week. The Chargers hit mental rock bottom against the Pats, and if that embarrassment isn't enough to force them to focus on football for a full 60 minutes, then it's time to finally give up.

The Pick: Chargers (-3.5)

The Game: Tampa Bay at Arizona (-3)

Heres what Bucs head coach Raheem Morris had to say last week, after his team needed a last-second touchdown at home to beat the ahem Rams

"I like where we are. We're 4-2. We're the best team in the NFC. Yeah, I said it. We're the best team in the NFC and we're excited."

Really? Isnt thats like proclaiming yourself the best basketball player in the world after beating a fourth-grader in knockout?

Id love to hear what Morris has to say if his team could beat the -- dun dun DUN -- Cardinals! Maybe hell predict a Super Bowl three-peat?

Too bad we won't find out.

The Pick: Cardinals (-3)

The Game: Seattle at Oakland (-2.5)

I usually take great offense any time an announcer dares compare a modern running back to Bo Jackson. I'm not sure why I get so upset, but it just never feels right. It's sacrilege. It's like the guy just insulted my grandmother.

But a funny thing happened last Sunday while Darren McFadden was running train all over the Broncos 'D'. The announcer made a reference to him looking like Bo . . . and I did nothing.

Typically, I'd shake my head, yell at the TV, insult the guy's grandmother. But this time I just sat there, watched the replay Run DMC plowing through the Broncos at full speed, and thought, "Eh, I can actually see it a little."

There's no greater compliment I can give to a running back.

The Pick: Raiders (-2.5)

The Game: Pittsburgh at New Orleans (PK)

I'm the reason this game is a "pick 'em." I'm the reason that despite the fact that the Saints have been outscored 96-78 this year in four games against the 49ers, Panthers, Cardinals and Browns, they still aren't underdogs against arguably the best team in the league. I'm the reason Vegas still gives us this garbage. I'm an enabler. Hey, at least I admit it.

But let me say this: Sunday is the last straw. If the Saints fail to step up and make a statement, then I'm off the wagon. If karma doesnt let the Saints win the same week 'Lil Wayne gets out of jail, than it never will.

The Pick: Saints (PK)

The Game: Houston at Indianapolis (-5.5)

I believe it was Gandhi who first uttered the phrase:

"Use caution when wagering against Peyton Manning in prime time, lest you're keen on two swiftly broken knee caps."

And he's right. You can't do it. Especially at home, especially against a horrendous defense and especially when this team's already embarrassed him once this season.

I know that the Colts are banged up. They're so banged up I hear they're actually activating Bill Polian to play backup tight end (hell be wearing No. 666). Surely, the Colts have seen better days. But theyve still got Peyton . . .

Are you really going to disagree with Gandhi?

The Pick: Colts (-5)
The Record:&8232;
Last Week: 8-6&8232;Season: 50-49-4

Rich Levine's column runs each Monday, Wednesday and Friday on Rich can be reached at Follow Rich on Twitter at http:twitter.comrlevine33

Blount on free agency: 'I definitely want to go back to New England'

Blount on free agency: 'I definitely want to go back to New England'

LeGarrette Blount knows where he wants to be for 2017. Ever since he re-joined the Patriots in 2014 following a short stay in Pittsburgh, the 250-pound back has been very open about how he wants to play out the rest of his career in New England. 

Those feelings haven't changed, even as he faces free-agency after having recorded the best season of his seven-year career.

"I just want to make sure that I go to this free agency with an open mind, knowing that I definitely want to go back to New England," he told NFL Total Access on Monday. "I love it there. I love the culture. I love the players. I've become close with a lot of the guys. Obviously you know how my running back group is.

"We'll cross that bridge whenever we cross it. On that point, I feel great. I'm in amazing shape. I feel like I could play 100 more years if I have to."

Blount finished 2016 with career-highs in attempts (299) yards (1,161) and touchowns (18). His ability to help the Patriots close games in the fourth quarter was notable throughout the course of the season, and he was among the most effective goal-line backs in the league. His 18 rushing scores are a franchise record.

Toward the end of the season, as Dion Lewis worked his way back into the Patriots offense, Blount had his workload cut into, and his fumble in the Super Bowl was a near-catastrophic moment -- his devastated reaction to which was caught expertly by NFL Films. But a big-picture view of Blount's year would reveal that he  posted the most prodictive "big back" season the Patriots have had in more than a decade.

Blount signed a one-year deal with the Patriots last offseason after seeing his 2015 prematurely ended by way of a hip injury. He turned 30 in December.

Garoppolo's mom keeps him apprised of trade rumors: 'She's all over that stuff'

Garoppolo's mom keeps him apprised of trade rumors: 'She's all over that stuff'

Jimmy Garoppolo can't help but hear trade rumors that involve his name. He heard all about them during the week leading up to the Super Bowl. Now his mom's keeping him up to date. 

"My mom loves telling me the news updates," Garoppolo told ESPN's Adam Schefter, "so she’s all over that stuff, but it’s been working really well . . . 

"I’m telling you, she could be your assistant. She’s all over the place. Her and my dad on Twitter and stuff like that. I don’t even think they know how to tweet, but they always have something going on . . .

"They know what to hit me with and what to keep quiet. They know me so well that they know what I’d like to hear and what I don’t need to hear. There’s a couple slip-ups here and there, I’m not going to lie to you, but they’re just so excited about it. It’s an exciting time, and they’re loving it."

Garoppolo tried his best to deflect questions about his future as he prepared for Super Bowl LI, but he could only insulate himself so much from those conversations. After six quarters of well-played football, he's chummed the waters for quarterback-starved franchises. As the draft nears, offers are expected to hit the Gillette Stadium offices, and it will be up to Bill Belichick and his staff to determine whether they should part ways with Tom Brady's backup. 

Schefter asked Garoppolo about one team in particular that could be interested: the Chicago Bears. Their general manager Ryan Pace is an Eastern Illinois alum, like Garoppolo, and Garoppolo is a Chicago-area kid. 

"I get asked about [that possibility] all the time from my friends and family back in Chicago," Garoppolo said. "They’re good reporters, my family. But I keep telling them I really don’t know how it would feel until . . . if it was to happen, I wouldn’t know how I’d feel until it did, you know? So it’s kind of one of those things, it’s hard to say right now."

Garoppolo added: "For the most part I am just trying to stay level-headed, trying not to think about it, over think it too much because at the end of the day I am still under contract. It is not my decision if I get traded or if I don’t, so I am just trying to take it all in stride. At the end of the day, you just have to enjoy it. The NFL, it is a hard place to be, hard place to succeed and when you get an opportunity you have to go and take advantage of it."

The idea of getting an opportunity, though, is an enticing one. Before the 2016 season, Garoppolo was very open about how he looked forward to his opportunity to start with Brady suspended for the first four weeks of the season. And with Schefter, he acknowledged that there are times when it's hard not to be impatient when you're the guy behind the guy.

"There’s times," Garoppolo said. "Obviously the kickoff happens and you are ready to roll. The juices get flowing again. You get the adrenaline, the butterflies. It’s football, you have to love the atmosphere . . . 

"We all play the game. We all want to be out there on the field and get an opportunity to play. I guess we will cross that bridge when we get there is probably the best way to put it. We’re competitors at the end of the day. We want to be out there, I want to be out there competing and playing with my teammates.”