Rex Ryan was on Costas Tonight with (not surprisingly) Bob Costas. When Costas noted that Ryan said he "lost the pulse of his team" in 2011, Ryan acrobatically found a way to pay himself on the back, "I'm the only guy that would admit it." Well then. Kuuuuudos.
Chad Ochocinco and his fiancee are having a hard time finding a wedding venue. Seems some of the nicer places down in Miami figure it's not worth the trouble to have them. Hoteliers 1, Patriots 0.
Terrell Owens fired Drew Rosenhaus and hired Jordan Woy. Whoever hatched the stupidity to put T.O. on Dr. Phil needed to go.
Andre Rison. Broke.
The question is posed, "Are the Dolphins cornerbacks still elite?" Must be talking about Pat Surtain and Sam Madison, right?
Tom Brady’s annual attempt at making the collective testicles of New England draw up into its stomach has succeeded.
Brady posted on Instagram and Facebook a video (see below) of him skiing somewhere that we aren’t. He approaches a decent-sized jump, hits it, appears to stick the landing, blurts, “Whoa…” and then the camera shows an empty ski and a lifeless body.
Actually, no lifeless body. Watched it a second time. No lifeless body.
Brady has graduated from sliding down waterslides and cliff-diving to this latest offseason effort to make sure everyone still cares about his safety.
Next season, Russian Roulette.
Rumor has it there are NFL teams willing to send a 'blockbuster trade' to the New England Patriots for quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo. Mike Giardi describes what he thinks would be a blockbuster trade for Jimmy G.