Miami hates the Dolphins


Miami hates the Dolphins

By Jon Fucile

Things are not going well in Miamis sports world. The Heat couldnt handle the Mavericks. Nobody gives a crap about the Panthers even though they just signed a slew of has-been and never-was players. Now even the Dolphins are suffering.

Despite having roughly 72 celebrity owners, season ticket sales are way down. According the Miami Herald, season ticket sales are the worst they have been in 28 years. The Miami Herald reports the Dolphins had 61,000 season ticket holders in 2006 and 51,000 last year, but this year they barely have 40,000.

As a result, each one of their D-list owners has started offering a bunch of zany promotions in an attempt to get more sales.

Talentless singer, terrible actress and overrated looker Jennifer Lopez has promised that the next one hundred people to purchase season tickets can be extras in her next movie.

This would have worked better if Lopez said she was going to force people to be in her movies if they didnt buy season tickets. Fear is a powerful motivator.

Remember Fergie from the Blacked Eyed Peas? Yeah, neither do we. How fast did her career die? In response, she decided to go to the place where young quarterbacks chances die and she bought a piece of the Dolphins. She has promised a spot as a back up dancer in her next annoying music video to anyone and everyone who buys season tickets!

If she promises to keep her clothes on for the rest of her life and hide that Skeletor face under a paper bag well buy season tickets to the Dolphins right now.

Gloria Estefan not only writes incredibly terrible songs but she also loves to own a part of terrible teams like the Dolphins. She had the right idea, however. She threatened to throw a free concert every day until all Dolphins season tickets were sold out.

The horrified and terrified residents of Miami quickly started scooping up tickets after just the first day because the one thing more painful than watching the Dolphins is listening to Gloria Estefan.

Following Glorias lead, Miami Dolphins part owner and tennis star Serena Williams threatened to pummel any current season ticket holders who did not renew.

Maybe she should threaten the Miami scouts to not be so awful or shell pummel them.

Miami is just ridiculous. They are the NFLs version of the Montreal Canadiens. They are still living off the past, harking back to their undefeated season in the 70s that most of their current fan base was not even alive for. They keep drafting quarterbacks but refusing to properly develop them while also refusing to obtain a reliable veteran quarterback who actually knows how to play football.

Miamis ownership group is proving once again that it is quality, not quantity, which you need to be successful. Even Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder can see that no one is showing up because fans have absolutely zero faith that this franchise wants to win or knows how to build a winner.

Even they can see that this team stands no chance until they get a competent quarterback and even they can see that letting marginal stars or stars that havent been popular since the early 90s is not exactly making fans rush to games. Youre awful, Miami.

Horford admits he was 'very emotional' after 'special' win

Horford admits he was 'very emotional' after 'special' win

CLEVELAND – For about 30 or so seconds following Boston’s 111-108 Game 3 win over Cleveland, Al Horford was not Al Horford.

He’s a passionate player, but seldom is it on display in as outwardly a fashion as it was following their Game 3 victory.

In an interview with CSN’s Abby Chin after the game, Horford tried to put into words what the victory meant.

But the aggressive high-fives to teammates passing him by, the intense way he looked into the camera … that spoke volumes about what this game meant to the veteran big man.

“It’s big, it’s big!” Horford said in between high-fives with Jonas Jerebko and other Celtics who came past him.

“A lot of people doubting us out there!” Horford said, staring intently into the camera as if he was saying, ‘yeah, I’m talking about you!’”

Less than 24 hours after the game, Horford’s emotions had cooled down considerably.

“It was an emotional game,” he told CSN following a short practice at the Q Arena on Monday. “Just, having to hear … since the blowout, everybody counting us out. Everybody really believing that it was over.”

The Celtics came into Game 3 having lost both Games 1 and 2 at home by a combined 57 points which includes the worst playoff loss (Game 2, 130-86) in franchise history.

So with that as the backdrop, knowing full well that no one outside of their locker room gave them an ice cube in hell’s chance at winning Game 3, the victory brought about a level of satisfaction that Celtics players had seldom experienced before if at all.

“The emotions at that time were high for our group,” Horford admitted. “And it shows what we’ve been talking about all year, a resilient group that has a lot of fight in them. We were hit with some adversity with Isaiah being down but our group responded.”

Thomas re-aggravated a right hip injury in Game 2, and was later ruled out for the rest of the playoffs. 

After falling behind 77-56 in the third quarter, the Celtics closed out the third with a 26-10 run to come within 87-82 going into the fourth quarter. During the run, Marcus Smart had 11 points which turned out to be equal to LeBron James’ scoring output … for the entire game.

This is Horford's 10th NBA season, all of which have included a trip to the postseason.

That, combined with having won a pair of national championships when he played at the University of Florida, serves as a reminder that the 30-year-old has been on the winning ledger of big games before.

But even he acknowledged Sunday’s Game 3 win was … different.

“I have had plenty of moments like this,” Horford said. “But this was definitely emotional. This was very emotional, exciting, on the road, no one really giving us any chance. To be able to come through like that, it just felt great. I’ve been part of emotional wins, but this one was a special one.”

That was evident in Horford’s energy-charged, post-game comments.

“Heart! Heart! This team got heart!” he yelled. “We got beat bad (in Game 2), but it’s all about how you rebound!”

And we get that message, loud and clear!

'Ecstatic' Thomas was with Celtics teammates via FaceTime after Game 3 win

'Ecstatic' Thomas was with Celtics teammates via FaceTime after Game 3 win

CLEVELAND – Gone but definitely not forgotten.

Isaiah Thomas, out for the rest of the playoffs with a right hip injury, wasn’t in the Q Arena physically, but his presence – and his face via FaceTime – were inside the locker room in the initial moments following their 111-108 Game 3 win over Cleveland.

“We called him right after the game,” said Boston’s Avery Bradley. “He got to celebrate with us a little bit. It’s sad that he’s not here. We wish he was here with us. We just want him to get better.”

Celtics head coach Brad Stevens added, “I didn’t even realize that had happened until later on. one of my first text messages was from Isaiah.  He’s hurting not being out there but he’s completely invested, for sure.”

He initially suffered the injury on March 15 at Minnesota, but re-aggravated it in the first half of Boston’s Game 2 loss to the Cavs. Less than 24 hours later, Thomas was deemed out for the remainder of the playoffs.

Instead of Thomas being the rock of sorts that the Celtics lean on with his play, he has become their rallying cry for the remainder of the playoffs.

“All we can do is play hard for him,” Bradley said. “He was excited with the way we played. We’re a family. Other guys got an opportunity to step up for us. Marcus (Smart) had a big game for us. It could be somebody else next game.”

Smart led the Celtics with a career-high 27 points which included a career-best seven 3’s going down.

And most important, the Celtics avoided going down 3-0 which would have all but sealed their fate in this series considering no team in league history has ever come back for a 3-0 series deficit.

Doing so without Thomas, the Celtics’ leading scorer and the top regular season scorer in the Eastern Conference, made the win all that more impressive for Boston.

“It meant a lot,” Horford said. “We know, Isaiah gives us so much and gave us so much this year. For him, we definitely wanted to come out and fight for him and our season and our team. It felt good to keep believing despite being down big. Just felt good to win the game and bring life back to our locker room. Because going down 3-0, that’s a death sentence pretty much. This was big.”

Not only to the Celtics players but also to Thomas who also texted head coach Brad Stevens full of excitement following Boston’s surprising win.

“He was excited,” Horford recalled. “He was ecstatic. I know he wishes he was here being part of it. We just need to keep doing it for him and our group and doing the best we can.”