Jumbo Joe's got a case of The Stupid


Jumbo Joe's got a case of The Stupid

By Justin Aucoin

Mike Milbury called it Ference-itis a brain disease in which an NHL player opens his mouth when he probably shouldnt but Joe Thorntons case of it far surpasses anything Andrew Ference ailment.

Yesterday morning, upon realizing hes been completely irrelevant in hockey in recent memory, Jumbo Joe Thornton decided to make headlines by concocting a conspiracy on why Zdeno Chara wasnt suspended for his hit on Max Pacioretty. Via the Globe & Mail:

Its just something with Boston. It just seems like they have a horseshoe. Weve seen the Milan Lucic cross-check to the head of Dominic Moore earlier, and theres no disciplinary thing. Its just something about Boston and the disciplinary process is on their side. Im not sure why that is. Im not assuming that Colins kid is on the team and thats why, but its really bizarre.

A severe case of Ference-itis and a classic case of the stupid.

Heres the Lucic-Moore incident Thornton refers to:

The angle of the camera skews where the hit landed. Cant really tell if its shoulder or head. No call on the ice. Regardless, Thort forgot about this incident.

Thornton mustve missed that play while he was choking in another playoff game. Sad. But, hes right; Bruins have a horseshoe in their pocket since Lucic didnt get suspended on that plaoh, wait Lucic did.


Or how about this incident earlier this season?

Daniel Paille got four games for that. But yep, disciplinary is definitely on Bostons side. Good call, Joe.

Really, theres no better proof of the Bruins power over the disciplinary group than oh crap

How many games did Matt Cooke get for that, Joe?

But youre right. The Bruins definitely have a horseshoe in their back pocket. At least we all know what you have shoved up your derriere.

Does uncertainty for Carson Smith mean Red Sox need bullpen help?

Does uncertainty for Carson Smith mean Red Sox need bullpen help?

BOSTON — Tyler Thornburg’s gone for the season and there’s really no telling when the other set-up man the Sox expected to help in 2017, Carson Smith, will be back.

The Sox have already made inroads, if minor ones, in bolstering their third-base situation and rotation. Smith’s situation leaves a question of whether the Sox will need to pursue help in the bullpen as well.

There's not an easy answer to settle on at this point.

For one, the timetable with the right-hander Smith — whose shoulder has bothered him on the way back from Tommy John surgery — isn’t clear.

“He's in a no-throw [time] through the weekend,” Sox manager John Farrell said Friday afternoon at Fenway Park. “He'll be reevaluated on Monday to hopefully initiate a throwing program. He's responding favorably to the treatment. He continues to rehab as he's been. We have not closed the book in a sense on anything Carson can contribute this year.”

What does this year mean, though? Will they be able to know by July, by the trade deadline?

“Still too early to tell,” Farrell said. “We thought he was days from starting his rehab assignment after his last live BP session in New York [on June 6]. Unfortunately, that was put on hold for the time being. To get into any kind of timeframes, timetables, I don't know that any of us can predict that right now.”

The Sox relievers have done extraordinarily well without either Thornburg or Smith. Can that continue without reinforcements? The bullpen’s ERA entering Friday was 2.94, the second best mark in the majors. Its innings total, 217, was the second. lowest in the majors. 

So it’s not like the entire group is about to collapse from fatigue. But a guy like Joe Kelly, for example, isn’t someone the Sox want to use back to back.

It’s a young group and ultimately an inexperienced group. But Sox president of baseball operations Dave Dombrowski has already fallen into the trap of trading for premium set-up men twice, and that’s a dangerous road to pursue again. Perhaps a smaller trade makes more sense.

“Well, at this point, we’re open minded to help,” Dombrowski said when asked if he was targeting either third-base or relief help. “I’m not going to get into specifics at this time on what else we’re looking for. Keep an open mind on a lot of ways on which we can improve. We have guys coming back and both the spots, I think Carson Smith is very important to us and our bullpen has pitched great. The other day, we struggled but that was one of the few times we really struggled all year. 

“I think Carson still has a chance to come back and help us this year.”