Inside the Carmelo Anthony trade negotiations

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Inside the Carmelo Anthony trade negotiations

By Jon Fucile
WickedGoodSports.com

Carmelo Anthony is just another athlete in a long list who has gone public with his wishes to join a new team and didnt exactly helping his current team make a deal or get any value from him on his way out.

Anthony finally stopped being a jerk and accepted a trade to the Knicks Monday night, ending the trade saga and finally allowing Denver to move on.

Maybe Anthony wasnt just being a jerk though. Maybe all of the offers were so enticing he simply couldnt decide! A Wicked Good Sports insider was able to get the inside scoop on some of the offers floating around out there before Carmelo finally ended up with the Knicks:
TRADE OFFER 1
To New Jersey Nets: Carmelo Anthony, Chauncy Billups, Free Ski passes for everyone!
To Denver Nuggets: Four first round picks, Devin Harris, Jay-z, The Situation, Snookie
PROS:
- Carmelo no longer has to be constantly bored and cold in Denver
- Two most annoying cast members of that terrible Jersey Shore show will hopefully freeze to death in the Denver wilderness

- The Nets may move to Brooklyn and Anthony would reportedly super duper love that.

CONS:
- Sucks for Jay-z because no one in Denver has heard of rap music
- The Nets, much like Denver, never really win anything. Ever. At all.
- Carmelo is closer to New York and will be over covered every day by ESPN

- With the audition of some members of the Jersey Shore cast, the percentage of Colorado residents with STDs will go up by 30 in just one week

TRADE OFFER 2
To New York Knicks: Carmelo Anthony, John Elway
To Denver Nuggets Wilson Chandler, Raymond Felton, A-Rod, Mike DAntonis mustache
PROS:
- Spoiled brat Carmel Anthony gets to go to his preferred destination
- John Elway can throw wicked spirals all the way down the court for the worlds longest alley-oops.

- A-rod get can back on steroids and no one will notice because no one cares about anything that goes on in Colorado
CONS:
- For the Knicks, they totally lose out on this deal because DAntonis mustache is pretty epic.

- ESPN would show even less hockey highlights as they document Carmelos every pass, dunk and shot because hes playing in New York now.

TRADE OFFER 3
To Charlotte Bobcats: Carmelo Anthony, Peter Forsberg, Tim Tebow
To Denver Nuggets: Michael Jordan (as an owner, not a player), Dale Earnhardt Jr, Gerald Wallace, Stephen Jackson
PROS:
- Peter Forsberg can do his retiring, unretiring, retiring gig in another sport
- Tim Tebow might get caught with some Nascar groupies and his wholesome boy act will be shattered for good

- Dale Earnhardt Jr can start his basketball career and finally play a real sport. If he gets glued to the bench, he already has lots of practice sitting down. Nascar sucks.
- Carmelo Anthony can paint numbers on the side of his car and when he gets pulled over for speeding he can just tell local cops he got lost on his way to the race track

CONS:
- Michael Jordan will run another pro team into the ground
- Carmelo Anthony only has one first name and may not fit in with the Bobby Joe and Susie May two first name fans.
- It is still Charlotte.
- It is probably way too hot to wear those head bands Carmelo is so fond of.

Maybe Charlotte would have been the best option for the rest of us.

Report: Celtics expected to part ways with Kelly Olynyk

Report: Celtics expected to part ways with Kelly Olynyk

With the Celtics clearing the way to make a run at big names such as Paul George and Gordon Hayward, there will inevitably be salary-cap casualties.

But we'll always have Game 7 against the Wizards, Kelly Olynyk.

Olynyk, 26, averaged nine points and 4.8 rebounds last season, and will forever be remembered for his astonishing 10-for-14 shooting performance off the bench when he scored 26 points in the second-round series clincher over Washington at TD Garden.

After four seasons in Boston, the 7-footer and former first-round pick from Gonzaga is currently a restricted free agent and would surely turn down a Celtics' qualifying offer of a little more than $4 million. Until the C's renounce his rights, he counts for $7.7 million against the cap. 

That's money the Boston will need in its pursuit of George and Hayward. So, it's so long, Kelly O. 


 


 

Morning Skate: What does trading a first-rounder get you now?

Morning Skate: What does trading a first-rounder get you now?

Here are all the links from around the hockey world and what I’m reading, while wishing that Gordon Hayward and Paul George were already in Boston, like, yesterday.

*FOH (Friend of Haggs) Elliotte Freidman gives his 30 thoughts for the week, including the trade value of a first-round pick right now.

*It could that non-unrestricted free agents steal all of the thunder on July 1 with massive contract extensions a la Connor McDavid.

*PHT writer James O’Brien has the Detroit Red Wings taking potential fliers on a number of veteran D-men that are out on the free market.

*With free agency right around the corner, the legendary Stan Fischler details the sad end to Bobby Orr’s career in Boston, where he was lied to about the offer extended to him and ended up playing things out with the Chicago Blackhawks in a way that it shouldn’t have gone. The sight of Orr in a Blackhawks sweater is one of the real all-time NHL oddities out there.

*The NCAA is eying college hockey expansion in NHL markets, including the University of Illinois and Pitt, and, from what I’ve been told, perhaps UNLV and maybe even Vanderbilt. This is a great thing for amateur hockey players and anybody that can’t get enough of the game.  

*Ex-Senators defenseman Marc Methot holds no ill will toward the Sens after being dealt from Vegas to the Dallas Stars following his selection in the expansion draft.

*Josh Ho-Sang shares his wisdom to Islanders prospects as a 21-year-old somebody that’s gone through the ups and downs of being in their shoes.

*As we referenced above, Connor McDavid is closing in on a massive contract extension with the Edmonton Oilers that will probably make him the highest paid player in the NHL.

*For something completely different: My heart goes out to this Roslindale family fighting through a situation with a child who has a life-threatening disorder. They have a Go-Fund-Me page, so please give if you can.