His hands were made for catching, but Deion Branch showed his mitts could be productive off the field as well . . . far, far off the field.
At a dairy farm in Massachusetts, Branch filled a bucket with moo juice straight from the udders of a cow named Ripley. Believe it or not, Branch seemed to have a pretty good time through the whole process. He got a little jumpy at one point, but he sold it with a smile when the deed was done.
You can watch the video here.
The Patriots' wideout was put up to this by Lactaid to show the world that lactose-free milk actually comes from cows.
No word on how the rest of the Patriots will react to Branch's foray into the farming world, but the last time a teammate posed with a farm animal, they let him have it.