The CrawfordRomo wedding registry

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The CrawfordRomo wedding registry

By Justin Aucoin
WickedGoodSports.com

QB Tony Romo and beauty pageant queen Candice Crawford tied the knot over the long weekend.

Dont worry. We know what youre thinking OMGZ SHAKING & CRYINGWHAT WAZIT LIEK?

Frankly who cares? Were more interested in what people get a million dollar quarterback and a beauty queen.

Answers: Stuff from Macys and Crate&Barrel.

Were assuming Tony and Candice were just trying to be nice and not asking for super expensive stuff. And there have been odder things put on wedding registries. My own cousin put a bicycle on his reg cause my familys classy like that.

But if were looking at the Money Person Earns to Store Value ratio, Tony wanting stuff from C&B would be the equivalent of me asking for stuff from Good Will or having the fam dumpster dive for gifts.

Anything people get them from Macys or C&B is going to be nothing nearly as nice as what is probably already in their mega-mansion.

But seriously, what do you get an NFL start and a beauty queen? They probably own everything and what they dont they can easily buy in a heartbeat.

We have some ideas.

1. A mirror. Because when youre that good looking theres no such thing as too many mirrors.

2. Jessica Simpsons new CD.

Awkward.

3. A GPS system. Because when youre that rich its easy to get lost in your vast estate.

If nothing else we know one thing Romo wouldnt get for his wedding a new NFL CBA.

Boom!

Royer's late goal rallies Red Bulls past Revolution, 2-1

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Royer's late goal rallies Red Bulls past Revolution, 2-1

HARRISON, N.J. - Daniel Royer finished a nice sequence in the 74th minute, Luis Robles made a diving save in the closing minutes and the New York Red Bulls rallied to beat the New England Revolution 2-1 on Saturday night.

Felipe sent the ball left to Kemar Lawrence alongside the box and he put a cross to Royer on the back post for an easy finish on his fourth goal.

Robles, who only allowed Lee Nguyen's penalty kick in the ninth minute, preserved the win with his fourth save, diving to his left to block Diego Fagundez's shot from outside the box.

Bradley Wright-Phillips tied it for New York (6-6-2), which was winless in its last four matches, when he pounced on a loose ball and backheeled it into the net. New England goalkeeper Cody Cropper had pounced on a cross by Kemar Lawance, but Cropper could hold on and Wright-Phillips was there to clean up for his sixth goal.

Damien Perrinelle fouled Fagundez in the penalty area after a great pass from Kei Kamara, allowing Nguyen to step up for his sixth goal. New England (4-5-4) had won two straight and lost just one of its previous six. It is 0-5-2 on the road.