Red Sox first half review: Total bleepfest

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Red Sox first half review: Total bleepfest

How well were the Red Sox able to put last season's horrid September behind them? Not very.

Check out our half review video that chronicles the Sox's roller-coaster path to a .500 record in five turbulent minutes.

We start with the hiring of Bobby Valentine and then get right into spring training, which should force memories of contrition-free press conferences to come rushing back like the waters of a clogged toilet.

Then there's the great early-season awkwardness between Valentine, Kevin Youkilis and Dustin Pedroia. Remember "That's not how we handle our stuff around here"? Of course you do. And that's just the start.

We've got enough "bleep hole" and "horse bleep" moments to keep everyone's ears perked up between the more nauseating recaps of Red Sox injuries, meltdowns, blowups, injuries, roster moves and more injuries.

Given that there's a little masochist in all Red Sox fans, we think there's some sick and twisted part of you that will enjoy watching the video above. Have at it.

Carrabis: Red Sox have nothing to lose calling Moncada up now

Carrabis: Red Sox have nothing to lose calling Moncada up now

Jared Carrabis and Lou Merloni join SNC to discuss the Boston Red Sox calling up top prospect Yoan Moncada, and how they think the Sox should use him.

Red Sox will call up No. 1 prospect Yoan Moncada on Friday

Red Sox will call up No. 1 prospect Yoan Moncada on Friday

The season-long awaited arrival of Yoan Moncada to Boston has finally come with Wednesday night announcement of the Red Sox’ prospect being called up for Friday.

John Farrell alluded to potentially promoting the 21-year-old in his press conference prior to Wednesday’s game, remarking that the team needed “better production” at third base -- Moncada’s new home.

“The minor league season ends [soon], so is there benefit to him just being here? The answer to that is yes,” Farrell said before Wednesday’s win. “Do you weigh playing 'X' number of games per week versus what he could be doing at Portland or Pawtucket? Well, that goes away [with the minor league regular seasons end].

"So, again, by all accounts, there's nothing but positives that could come out of experience here -- if that were to happen.''

He’ll be formally added Friday as a September call-up, and cannot be added Thursday because Boston has the day off.

Moncada will also be eligible for the playoffs with the call-up, with the Wednesday night midnight deadline not applying because Moncada was already part of Boston’s organization.

Ranked the No. 1 overall prospect by MLB.com, Moncada played for both Single-A Salem and, most recently, Double-A Portland this season. In his 44 games with Portland, Moncada hit .285 (49-for-172) with 11 home runs, six doubles, three triples and 27 RBI. Moncada was also 9-for-13 in stolen base attempts for the Seadogs.

"In the cases we've talked about, it has been beneficial to us for the young player to come up. They find a way to contribute in a meaningful role. 

"Without saying that [Moncada's promotion] is a definite, there's a lot [of positives] going for it.''

Moncada joins Andrew Benintendi to get the call to the Red Sox straight from Portland. Prior to Benintendi’s injury, the 22-year-old was batting .324 (22-for-68) with eight extra-base hits.
 
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