A few days ago, I talked about some of the reasons I won't miss Red Sox-turned-Phillie Jonathan Papelbon.
Here's one of the reasons I will:
"Phillies announce the signing of Jonathan Papelbon to a four-year, 50,000,058 contract with a vesting option for 2016."
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Not 50 million; 50 million and 58 dollars.
Ah, Cinco Ocho. To quote my friend Bill Reynolds, they didn't make two of you.