Josh Beckett's Birthday Gift Guide


Josh Beckett's Birthday Gift Guide

As you've probably heard by now, today's Josh Beckett's birthday!

And I know what you're thinking: What do I get for the guy who deserves nothing?

Well, don't worry. I have you covered. Thanks to some sharp eBay research, I've found five presents that will make Beckett's 32nd birthday a memorable one.

1. Beckett loves hunting. And as all great hunters know, there's NOTHING worse than when you're tracking a sweet piece a meat and just before you're ready to blow some brains out, the sun reflects off your beer can and scares the away pray. We've all been there, right?

Right. Well, for only 9.45, you can solve all Beckett's beer-related hunting mishaps with this: The Redneck Camo Beer Belt

According to the seller, the Redneck Camo Beer Belt holds six of your favorite beers and will fit comfortably around even the biggest beer belly.

And the best part? It's not only for hunting. You can wear the Redneck Camo Belt anywhere: The grocery store, the mound, your child's christening. And no one will notice, because it's camouflage!

2. Even though his reputation's taken a hit in recent years, I'm sure Beckett still signs his share of autographs. And being the massive money maker that he is, I'm sure Beckett's often in a position whether he's agreeing to a sponsorship deal, signing the deed on a new ranch or paying his tab at Krispy Kreme where he needs to provide a signature.

And what better way to spice up his Herbie Hancock than with a novelty rubber stamp? So, for only 99 cents, I recommend this: A "Body by Ben & Jerry" rubber stamp

It's funny because it's true.

3. As we all know, Beckett's priorities are in perfect order: Above all else, he's a father first. And not just when it's convenient. It doesn't matter if it comes at the expense of his reputation, his job or his pride. He can only play 27 holes on his day off instead of 36? No problem. It's an easy sacrifice, because that's just the way it is.

You have a child, and nothing else matters. The rest of your responsibilities go out the window. The world stops. It's all about you! So, for only 129.99, nothing says "Happy Birthday, Josh" quite like this: An autographed copy of Fatherhood by Bill Cosby.

NOTE: On the off, off chance that Beckett's not a Cosby fan, you might want to throw this one in the cart for an extra 6.

4. If there's one thing Beckett loves more than fatherhood, it's Josh Beckett. Which, for only 3,499.99, makes this the PERFECT present: A 2011 Game Worn Red Alternate Josh Beckett Jersey!

The jersey comes complete with a drool stain (courtesy of his trademark seventh inning snooze), a dime-sized hole (he was smoking a cigar at the time he fell asleep) and still sports the faint aroma of a John Lackey fart (which was delivered as a joke while Beckett was zonked out)!

Josh will be so grateful that you tracked it down.

5. A win.

It doesn't cost a thing, but it's the only way we'll ever move on.

And there's no better way to celebrate a birthday.

Followed by chugging down a cold one from this sweet new beer tap.

Only 19.95.

Here's to you, Josh!

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New MLB labor deal: All-Star Game no longer determines home field in World Series

New MLB labor deal: All-Star Game no longer determines home field in World Series

IRVING, Texas -- Baseball players and owners reached a tentative agreement on a five-year labor contract Wednesday night, a deal that will extend the sport's industrial peace to 26 years since the ruinous fights in the first two decades of free agency.

After days of near round-the-clock talks, negotiators reached a verbal agreement about 3 1/2 hours before the expiration of the current pact. Then they worked to draft a memorandum of understanding, which must be ratified by both sides.

"It's great! Another five years of uninterrupted baseball," Oakland catcher Stephen Vogt said in a text message.

In announcing the agreement, Major League Baseball and the players' association said they will make specific terms available when drafting is complete.

"Happy it's done, and baseball is back on," Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy said.

As part of the deal, the experiment of having the All-Star Game determine which league gets home-field advantage in the World Series will end after 14 years, a person familiar with the agreement told The Associated Press. The person spoke on condition of anonymity because the deal had not yet been signed.

Instead, the pennant winner with the better regular-season record will open the Series at home.

Another important change: The minimum time for a stint on the disabled list will be reduced from 15 days to 10.

The luxury tax threshold rises from $189 million to $195 million next year, $197 million in 2018, $206 million in 2019, $209 million in 2020 and $210 million in 2021.

Tax rates increase from 17.5 percent to 20 percent for first offenders, remain at 30 percent for second offenders and rise from 40 percent to 50 percent for third offenders. There is a new surtax of 12 percent for teams $20 million to $40 million above the threshold, 42.5 percent for first offenders more than $40 million above the threshold and 45 percent for subsequent offenders more than $40 million above.

Union head Tony Clark, presiding over a negotiation for the first time, said in a statement the deal "will benefit all involved in the game and leaves the game better for those who follow."

Key changes involve the qualifying offers clubs can make to their former players after they become free agents - the figure was $17.2 million this year. If a player turns down the offer and signs elsewhere, his new team forfeits an amateur draft pick, which usually had been in the first round under the old deal.

Under the new rules, a player can receive a qualifying offer only once in his career and will have 10 days to consider it instead of seven. A club signing a player who declined a qualifying offer would lose its third-highest amateur draft pick if it is a revenue-sharing receiver, its second- and fifth-highest picks (plus a loss of $1 million in its international draft pool) if it pays luxury tax for the just-ended season, and its second-highest pick (plus $500,000 in the international draft pool) if it is any other team.

A club losing a free agent who passed up a qualifying offer would receive an extra selection after the first round of the next draft if the player signed a contract for $50 million or more and after competitive balance round B if under $50 million. However, if that team pays luxury tax, the extra draft pick would drop to after the fourth round.

Among other details:

-For a team $40 million or more in excess of the luxury tax threshold, its highest selection in the next amateur draft will drop 10 places.

-While management failed to obtain an international draft of amateurs residing outside the U.S., Puerto Rico and Canada, it did get a hard cap on each team's annual bonus pool for those players starting at $4.75 million for the signing period that begins next July 2.

-There is no change to limits on active rosters, which remain at 25 for most of the season and 40 from Sept. 1 on.

-Smokeless tobacco will be banned for all new players, those who currently do not have at least one day of major league service.

-The regular season will expand from 183 days to 187 starting in 2018, creating four more scheduled off days. There are additional limitations on the start times of night games on getaway days.

-The minimum salary rises from $507,500 to $535,000 next year, $545,000 in 2018 and $555,000 in 2019, with cost-of-living increases the following two years; the minor league minimum for a player appearing on the 40-man roster for at least the second time goes up from $82,700 to $86,500 next year, $88,000 in 2018 and $89,500 in 2019, followed by cost-of-living raises.

-The drop-off in slot values in the first round of the amateur draft will be lessened.

-Oakland's revenue-sharing funds will be cut to 75 percent next year, 50 percent in 2018, 25 percent in 2019 and then phased out.

-As part of the drug agreement, there will be increased testing, players will not be credited with major league service time during suspensions, and biomarker testing for HGH will begin next year.

Negotiators met through most of Tuesday night in an effort to increase momentum in the talks, which began during spring training. This is the third straight time the sides reached a new agreement before the old contract expired, but a deal was struck eight weeks in advance in 2006 and three weeks ahead of expiration in 2011.

Talks took place at a hotel outside Dallas where the players' association held its annual executive board meeting.

Clark, the first former player to serve as executive director of the union, and others set up in a meeting room within earshot of a children's choir practicing Christmas carols. A man dressed as Santa Claus waited nearby.

Baseball had eight work stoppages from 1972-95, the last a 7 1/2-month strike in 1994-95 that led to the first cancellation of the World Series in 90 years. The 2002 agreement was reached after players authorized a strike and about 3 1/2 hours before the first game that would have been impacted by a walkout.

The peace in baseball is in contrast to the recent labor histories of other major sports. The NFL had a preseason lockout in 2011, the NBA lost 240 games to a lockout that same year and the NHL lost 510 games to a lockout in 2012-13.