Last night at Fenway, the Red Sox dropped a 4-2 decision to Tampa Bay, thus ending an unforgettable 100th season at Americas Most Beloved and Plaque-laden Ballpark.
And now that the ballyhooed centennial celebration is officially in the books, theres really only one question on the mind of Red Sox fans nationwide:
What do they have planned for 101?!
Perhaps a weeklong retrospective on Fenways urinal trough era? Or the 23rd anniversary of the Sox getting swept by Oakland in the 1990 ALCS? (Bring back Romine! Bring Quintana! Bring back Billy Jo Robidoux!) Or maybe the front office will honor one lifelong Sox fan every home game by inviting him or her out to the mound to get pantsed in front of the 25,000-person sellout?
Who knows? But I guess that's part of the wonder and excitement of being a Red Sox fan these days. Youre never quite sure what ownership has up its sleeve to divert your attention from the fact that theyve turned your favorite team into a joke.
To be honest, I was slightly disappointed in last nights end to the Sox season-long celebration. Through all the frustration and embarrassment that went along with the charade, I always held out hope that after the final out of the final game, Larry Lucchino would take the field with a special announcement for the fans:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I want to thank you all for taking part in this historic time in Red Sox history. We accomplished so much this season. We had SO MUCH fun. And were all so sorry to see it come to an end. But such is life. You know, Ive spent a lot of time over these last few weeks thinking about all the great work I did this year. And the more I thought about it, the more I realized how impossible it will be to top this. So, its with a heavy heart that Id like to announce that Im stepping down as President and CEO of the Boston Red Sox.
That would be followed by Lucchino strapping on a jetpack and taking off into the night.
But I guess thats just my romanticized version.
In all seriousness, though. It's impossible to get too choked up over the end of the Sox centennial celebration. Mostly, because its over. We can all move on with our lives. And hopefully, the front office and ownership can finally stop obsessing over the last 100 years and devote more time to making the next 100 a little more tolerable.