Tom Brady walks into a Los Angeles Dick's Sporting Goods store....
Can't tell you to stop me if you've heard this one, because the idea of it is absurd. The quarterback of the New England Patriots tootling around town, looking to buy Under Armour gear -- a brand that markets itself via Brady's career -- at the local Dick's? Not likely.
Hence why Funny or Die has a major hit with this video.
The ridiculous premise is played out over three minutes, but with a twist. Is Brady harassed because he's Brady? No.
To say more would be to say too much. Just watch it.