Of course the OCNN (OchoCinco News Network) would break the news: Chad Ochocinco is the newest member of the Miami Dolphins.
Released by the Patriots last week, Ochocinco surprisingly didn't last very long on the free agent market, as the website reports he and the Fins have agreed on a deal.
Ochocinco had a disappointing year for New England, never seeming to grasp the playbook or become a factor in any of the games. He finished the season with just 15 receptions, 276 yards, and one touchdown.
Albert Breer of the NFL Network reports the deal with Miami is for one year.
The Patriots don't see the Dolphins until Week 13 in Miami, and then again on Week 17 in New England.
Miami is also where his fiance, Evelyn Lozada lives.
The two are set to film a reality television show in Miami based on their upcoming wedding (think Kim Kardashian, people). The Dolphins are also going to be featured on this season's HBO series, "Hard Knocks".
So yes, whether or not Ochocinco gets it together on the field -- you'll see plenty of him all over your television set.
Just how he likes it.