Lion urinates on Ochocinco

Lion urinates on Ochocinco
March 4, 2012, 6:06 am
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A lion has urinated on Chad Ochocinco, according to the leading source regarding all things Ochocinco: @Ochocinco.

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Chad Ochocinco Swear to lil 10 pound bearded baby Jesus I just got peed on by a real "Lion" I'm not lying either. And y'all wonder why I don't go out!!!!!
Mar 04 via Seesmic Favorite Retweet Reply
Surprised? The wide receiver apparently found that his tweeps would not buy the story without evidence. He proceeded to tweet a photo of the "culprit" (photo suggests the lion in question was not Ndamukong Suh).

Ochocinco added that he was wearing his 'good church clothes' and that he didn't want to have to go to church in this state . . . These tweets came Saturday night . . .

Let's not even ask.