Chad Johnson -- or, as Tom E. Curran has tabbed him, Chad Ochojohnson -- says he doesn't know why things didn't work out during his one year in New England, but adds that "it doesn't matter".
Still, he has no regrets about his days as a Patriot.
"No, man, I learned so many things," the new Dolphin wide receiver said in a mass press conference (as reported by the Palm Beach Post). "Bill Belichick is one of the greatest coaches ever in the game. Learned a lot of things: Discipline, learned to shut the bleep up for a year. I never thought I could do it, but I did it.
"Learned watching Tom Brady, his work ethic, unreal. Even though I wasnt able to produce, or able to play like I wanted to, I learned a lot of things there thats made me a better player. Some of the things that Ive brought here, leadership, something Ive never focused on.