So you're less than a month removed from surgery to repair a broken forearm, so what do you do?
a) Dance topless at a Las Vegas party,
b) Get into a staged, wrestling-type "fight" with a friend on stage, in which you
c) Tumble to the floor with the friend and land on the cast on your broken arm.
Then you jump up and wave your arms in the air, signifying victory.
If you haven't guessed it's Rob Gronkowski by now, you haven't been paying attention.