Earlier in the week, I let everyone in on some exciting developments here at Standing Room Only. Specifically, the impending launch of a SRO Lecture Series, which has been created with the sole intention of luring Bobby Valentine back to Boston for an explosive, no holds barred, tell-all conversation.
Things have really picked up since the last time we talked about it, so here's a quick update.
First of all, a collective thank you to all the readers who e-mailed me to offer up their unfinished basements and folding chairs. I haven't had a chance to respond to everyone, but all offers are being considered, and are most definitely appreciated.
As for the negotiations with Bobby V., there's only so much I can reveal, but we are making progress. And there are a few ways that you can help the process along:
1. Does anyone have connections in the bicycle industry? I'm looking for someone who specializes in 10-speed mountain bikes andor designer, state-of-the-art helmets.
2. Are you in a band, or do you know someone in a band? I need a Bobby V. theme song to most likely be performed live at the event (I can help with the lyrics; the chorus will be provided Valentine's camp). Bonus points if there's a trombonetrumpet involved. (Keytars need not apply.)
3. And finally, if anyone has information on a quality piata store specifically, one that dabbles in life-sized, custom-made piatas please don't hesitate to pass it along.
As always, you can reach me at the contact below.
Thank you in advance, and I'll keep everyone in the loop moving forward.