By Mary Paoletti
You all know what that means on Wicked Good Sports: nonsense. But today we've got a theme. The upcoming Halloween weekend makes today perfect for playing dress up with some pro athletes. (No, not like that, Favre. Relax.)
Who should be whom on All Hallows Eve? I'll get the list started but I want your input.
The Lollipop Guild: Maple Leafs
The Cowardly Lion: Phil Kessel
Scarecrow: Milan Lucic
Tin Man: Shawn Thornton or Gregory Campbell (They can fight over it)
Toto: Special cameo by Montreal's Carey Price!
Dorothy: Mike Komisarek
Wizard: Nathan Horton
Deanna Favre: "To Catch a Predator's" Chris Hansen
Brett Favre: Himself
LeBron James Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh: Michael Jordan...'s second cousin
Antonio Cromartie: Himself
The New York Jets: Some of his children
Ben Roethlisberger: Poster for adverse effects of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Pat Riley: Satan
Candlestick Park: A gigantic garbage can
These are just a few ideas. Leave yours in the comments section. You aren't doing any actual work today, anyway.