Tebow Fever

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By Justin Aucoin
WickedGoodSports.com

Its only Tuesday and already I cant take it anymore. Tim Tebow fever has taking hold of New England.

You cant watch any local sports TV station or flip on the radio without hearing Tim Tebows name being dropped. There are GOP candidates that wish they could get this sort of air time in Boston.

Its like a growing epidemic and its even infected this column. I apologize, but its really plaguing my sanity.

Just this morning I woke up and went to get dressed. When I looked in the mirror I almost crapped myself. Instead of the usually rugged and handsome fella Im greeted with every morning I see ugh

Gross.

Hes clearly judging me for being Pastafarian.

After taking a shower to soothe the nerves I made myself some toast for breakfast. And what do I see? TEBOW!

At the office I grab a cup of coffee to wake up. Perhaps Im just over tired. But no! More Tebow.

After I work I went out to dinner with my girlfriend. Theres no solace in the world like being with a loved one right? I swear someone mustve laced my drink because she seemed a bit different as the night went on.

That damned Tebow was everywhere I looked. Hell, I even found him in the bathroom.

Oof. Saturdays game cant come soon enough so I can stop hearing and thinking about Tebow. It will end after Saturday, right?

RIGHT!?

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