Super Bowl XLV halftime train wreck

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Super Bowl XLV halftime train wreck

By Justin Aucoin
WickedGoodSports.com

Ever since Janet Jackson gave America a Sex Ed lesson during the Super Bowl half-time show all those many moons ago, the NFL had been playing it safe with aging rockers like Bruce Springsteen, U2 and The Who.

By doing so the NFL was called out of touch and old, so they decided to bring in the biggest pop-trash group from 2003.

The Black Eyed Peas!

We can only imagine that Gary Bettman and the NHL gave entertainment booking advice to the NFL. Was there no one more relevant available?

Some people defined the Black Eyed Peas performance as lackluster. Others called it dull as a plastic knife. Many probably switched the station to the super adorable Puppy Bowl.

We saw a beautiful train wreck.

We saw was a surreal display of an entertainment disaster. It looked like Tron, Mad Max and Lite Bright got drunk one night, mated...

...and this popped out:

Actually:

Now that would be a show worth booking.

The Black Eyed Peas promised to bring energy which nowadays apparently means stand there and rock back and forth. We blame the Internet culture. Stoopid Internetz.

But maybe were being too harsh. Its probably extremely difficult to move when youre encased in leather suits with enough rhinestones, glitter and LED lights to make eight-year-old girls jealous.

And to top it all off, the BEPs brought in some square-heads.

Now, where have we seen this before? Hmm

Hello, Will.i.Am? Fergie? Brett and Jermaines lawyer is on line one.

Overall the performance was, as some called it, dull as a plastic spoon. It made us yearn for the shenanigans of Prince.

At least he knew all the words to the songs. Right, Christina?

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Celtics-Knicks preview: Thomas scoring at record pace in fourth quarter

Celtics-Knicks preview: Thomas scoring at record pace in fourth quarter

WALTHAM, Mass. –  As the fourth quarter rolls around, you will occasionally catch Boston Celtics guard Isaiah Thomas looking down at his wrist, a gesture to remind anyone watching what time it is – Thomas time.

There are those who elevate their play in the fourth quarter of games, and then there’s Thomas who continues to smoothly navigate his way in unchartered fourth quarter scoring territory.

The Celtics begin the second half of the season Wednesday night against the New York Knicks, and there sits Thomas atop all players in the NBA when it comes to fourth-quarter scoring.

But that’s not all.

He’s not only dropping more points than any other NBA player in the most important quarter of them all, but he’s doing so at an unprecedented level of 10.1 fourth-quarter points per game.

Since NBA.com/stats began tracking fourth quarter scoring with the 1997-1998 season, no player has averaged more than 9.5 fourth-quarter points (LeBron James, 2006) in a season.

What makes Thomas’ fourth quarter heroics so impressive is that everyone in the building – fans, coaches, opponents – knows that’s when he’s looking to be most impactful for the Celtics and yet he still can’t be stopped.

Charlotte Hornets coach Steve Clifford acknowledged how tough it is to limit Thomas despite knowing he’s looking to take over games in the fourth.

“It’s hard because the blitz game is impossible because they don’t roll,” said Clifford whose Hornets were beaten 108-98 by Boston on Monday. “If you watch the teams that try to blitz them, you’re going to give up basically lay-ups. We had things in to get the ball out of his hands but the way they played and the stuff that they usually go to late, they didn’t get to. He (Thomas) made some terrific plays; he’s a terrific offensive player.”

Despite what he does in the fourth and his overall scoring average of 28.2 points which is ranked among the league’s leaders, there are still lots of doubters as to how good Thomas.

Regardless of how you view his play, he has consistently played at a level this season that places him among the game’s best players.

And at the rate he’s scoring in the fourth quarter, he’s establishing himself as one of the great closers in the game.

Consider the list of players in the past decade who led the league in points scored in the fourth quarter.

  • 2016: James Harden (7.7)
  • 2015: Russell Westbrook (7.1)
  • 2014: Kevin Durant (7.9)
  • 2013: Kevin Durant (8.4)
  • 2012: Kevin Durant (7.3)
  • 2011: Amare Stoudemire (7.1)
  • 2010: LeBron James (8.0)
  • 2009: LeBron James (7.7)
  • 2008: LeBron James (9.1)
  • 2007: Dwyane Wade (8.2)

You have All-stars, All-NBA First Teamers, league MVPs as well as a few future Hall of Famers.

As good as those players were in their respective seasons, when the game mattered most – the fourth quarter – Thomas numbers (for now at least) stand head and shoulders above them all.

Celtics coach Brad Stevens gives Thomas a lot of credit for being such a consistent scorer, particularly in the fourth quarter.

But as good as Thomas is, he’s not out there getting all these baskets on his own, either.

“It says a lot about the fact that he’s got a lot of skilled guys around him that are hard to leave,” Stevens said. “When you’re playing Kelly (Olynyk) and Jonas (Jerebko) together with him, there’s a lot of space on the floor to operate. When those guys are at the four (power forward) and five (center), when you’re playing guys like Al Horford who can space the floor or Avery (Bradley) or Jae (Crowder), you know, those types of guys … at the end of the day I think that it’s a combination of a lot of things.”

And for opponents, a lot of problems.

“He’s been playing well,” Hornets guard Kemba Walker said of Thomas. “He’s been playing better than anyone in our league. He’s playing with great confidence and making the plays for his team to win games. He’s been great.”