Ryan Lavarnway did not go to jail

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Ryan Lavarnway did not go to jail

By Mary Paoletti
CSNNE.com

Sometimes semantics is worth the argument.

This screen grab might've created confusion among Red Sox fans unfamiliar with Ryan Lavarnway's time at YALE. Yes, that's right: YALE.

YALE, YALE, YALE.

You'd wonder if the stenographer is a Harvard grad with a wicked sense of humor. And then you remember that we're talking about a closed captioning stenographer and realize that scenario is impossible.

Sorry, Ryan.

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