Ortiz allegedly giving Pedroia women's underwear

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Ortiz allegedly giving Pedroia women's underwear

By Adam Hart
CSNNE.com

Hours prior to hosting the Cubs at Fenway Park for the first time since 1918 and a day before the rapture -- like that's important -- David Ortiz promoted a new line of Red Sox Victoria's Secret clothing.

"For the Pink Hats!" you say?

Not so fast, my friend. Even Ortiz said he'd be giving a pair of sensible Red Sox women's underwear to Dustin Pedroia. And there's no way he's a Pink Hat.

If that's not enough to convince you that non-Pink Hats can rock this line at America's Self-Proclaimed Most Beloved Ballpark, Victoria's Secret PINK supermodel Chanel Iman closes the case:

"This line gives women an opportunity to go to the games very fashion, chic and style sic."

See. Makes total sense.