By Adam Hart
Hours prior to hosting the Cubs at Fenway Park for the first time since 1918 and a day before the rapture -- like that's important -- David Ortiz promoted a new line of Red Sox Victoria's Secret clothing.
"For the Pink Hats!" you say?
Not so fast, my friend. Even Ortiz said he'd be giving a pair of sensible Red Sox women's underwear to Dustin Pedroia. And there's no way he's a Pink Hat.
If that's not enough to convince you that non-Pink Hats can rock this line at America's Self-Proclaimed Most Beloved Ballpark, Victoria's Secret PINK supermodel Chanel Iman closes the case:
"This line gives women an opportunity to go to the games very fashion, chic and style sic."
See. Makes total sense.