NFL: National Football... poLice (?)

NFL: National Football... poLice (?)
May 24, 2011, 1:40 pm
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By Justin Aucoin

Weve already seen the amount of trouble NFL stars are running into in this young lock-out summer. But Ravens Ray Lewis thinks its not just his football colleagues that wont have anything better to do if football doesnt happen this fall.

From his ESPN interview:

"Do this research if we don't have a season -- watch how much evil, which we call crime, watch how much crime picks up, if you take away our game. ..."There's too many people that live through us, people live through us," he said. "Yeah, walk in the streets, the way I walk the streets, and I'm not talking about the people you see all the time."

Thats right. The guy who got caught up in a murder investigation says fans live through players like him, yet hes still worried about crime increasing.

I personally have been living through Tom Bradys every move. Its why I also tried looking ridiculous when I went on a waterslide over the weekend, too.

But if the Ray Lewis and the NFL is really worried about the crime rate rising during a lockout season, theres a simple thing they can all do...

Fight crime.

The possibilities are endless, really. Ray Lewis and Joe Flacco could play Good CopBad Cop.

Terrell Owens could fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming Superman.

Welker could dress up as everyones favorite neighborhood spider.

Bill Belichick could work on more spy tactics.

Hell, even Rex Ryan could get in on the action kinda

Wow, you know what? This might totally be worth it. Bring on the lockout!

NFL playerscoaches turned super heroes is already 100x better than the NHL Guardian Project.