By Adam Hart
Of course I had to look up what Chess King was. But that's not the point, and neither are those boring answers from the Terrapins.
The point is everyone who hates Maryland's new football uniforms is wrong.
From the cleats to the arm sleeves to the helmets, these things are great. Sure, it incorporates the state flag, blah blah blah. More important, it just looks cool. The white jersey isn't even Under Armour's most outrageous flavor. It's just different. And that's why people are all up in arms, tweeting their disgust.
Look, it's not like Maryland threw a passenger off a bus or anything. So stop being such a conformist and enjoy the new college football jerseys.