Logan Mankins let loose in Buffalo

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Logan Mankins let loose in Buffalo

By Jon Fucile
WickedGoodSports.com

If theres one man you dont want to make angry on the Patriots, that man is Logan Mankins. Hes roughly two tons of bottled rage. If you mess with his teammates you better believe youre going to get a big piece of your behind handed to you.

The Buffalo Bills decided to test him Sunday and the results were disastrous for the city.

During the game, Mankins became angry after a couple of questionable hits left his teammates a bit dazed. He went after the Bills, but was restrained for the time being. Once the Patriots lost, however, Mankins erupted.

Players and fans alike ran from the stadium as Mankins rampaged through downtown Buffalo, tipping any cars or quarterbacks he saw.

He also reportedly tracked down a nearby herd of buffalo. Just because.

At one point he was seen with Bruins captain Zdeno Chara and the two engaged in some tag team buffalo hunting. No one was spared.

Sources have told Wicked Good Sports that no human beings were killed during the rampage and that Ryan Miller should eventually make a full recovery to choke in the first round of the playoffs.

We are told, however, that Jim Kelly suffered a far worse fate.

Mankins reportedly entered the still empty Buffalo Hall of Accomplishments to find Jim Kelly starring at an empty case where Super Bowl trophies are to be held, assuming the Bills ever win any.

While Buffalo fans hit the streets as though beating the Patriots was just as good as winning the Super Bowl, Jim Kelly was abused worse by Mankins than he was by the Dallas Cowboys defense.

Fellow Buffalo hero Brett Hull even got in on the action, as Hull and Mankins decided to throw Kelly through as many tables as lost Super Bowls.

Hey guys, for those Buffalo residents out there who cant count that high, how many Super Bowls in a row did Jim Kelly lose?

The Buffalo police department was helpless to stop Mankins as Police Chief Lindy Ruff began openly weeping when Mankins attack began and blamed the referees for Buffalos cheap shots.

Mankins was last seen training for a second round of attacks in his forest hideout with the Brothers Gronk.

If you see Mankins, please do not approach him. Local authorities have advised people to contact them directly. He is considered bearded and dangerous.

Bradley, Green and Jackson to miss Celtics' game Tuesday against Wizards

Bradley, Green and Jackson to miss Celtics' game Tuesday against Wizards

WALTHAM -- The team flight to Washington for tomorrow night's game against the Wizards will be a little lighter than the Celtics would like. 
 
Boston continues to be cautious with Avery Bradley and his right Achilles strain injury. Coach Brad Stevens confirmed that the 6-foot-2 guard won't travel and will sit out for the seventh time in the last eight games. 

Stevens added he didn't anticipate Bradley returning to the court anytime this week, which means he's likely not to return until next week's game against Detroit on Jan. 30. 
 
Bradley won’t be the only Celtic not making the trip for health-related reasons. Gerald Green and Demetrius Jackson are both not traveling due to sickness. 
 
However, the Celtics did get a bit of good news on the health front. Jonas Jerebko and Tyler Zeller, both having missed games with sickness, will take the trip to D.C. with the rest of their teammates.

Super Bowl appearances aren't old hat to all the Patriots

Super Bowl appearances aren't old hat to all the Patriots

FOXBORO -- It’s old hat to plenty of the Patriot, but certainly not all of them. A whole lot of players who joined the team since 2015 haven’t been to a Super Bowl. That says an awful lot about the personnel department headed by Nick Caserio with Dave Ziegler heading up pro personnel and Monti Ossenfort doing college personnel. 

Two of them -- cornerback Eric Rowe and linebacker Kyle Van Noy -- figured in the two Steelers turnovers in Sunday night’s AFC Championship Game. Both joined the team via in-season trades. 

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So in the afterglow of the Patriots postgame locker room, we asked a few of them what their emotions were upon realizing they were going to the Super Bowl

Eric Rowe (acquired via trade with Eagles, September 6): "It’s been a long road. Everyone has their own journey and how they got here but just for me, it’s been a long road. During OTAs and training camp down in Philadelphia, it was frustrating. I didn’t understand why I was sliding down the depth chart but I just kept my head down and kept working and once I got traded here I had to learn a whole new culture and defense and then I got hurt. Through those ups and downs it’s been all worth it. My parents, my girlfriend, my agent, all through training camp with the Eagles kept telling me, ‘Just keep your head up, there’s always something greater on the other side. Don’t stop working, keep working because you never know when you’ll get your chance and, ‘Boom’ I got traded so that was the way around that obstacle. And now I know what’s on the other side. 

Kyle Van Noy (acquired via trade with Lions, October 26): “I took a lot of heat [in Detroit]. I wasn’t living up to what I was capable of doing, even for myself. I had high expectations and I just wasn’t fitting in right away and it was great to get a fresh start and I’m really blessed to have them trust in me to come in and contribute. I don’t know if you ever get comfortable here. You better learn or they’re gonna pass up on you. I’m just grateful for the opportunity. Eric and I are holding it down for the Utah schools (Rowe went to Utah; Van Noy to BYU). We’re here to represent. It hasn’t sunk in yet. I am truly blessed and the man upstairs is looking out.”

Chris Long (signed in March as free agent): "I honestly didn't know they did the confetti thing after. Because I'm usually at the bar with these games are going on. And maybe it's a little later at night. I've turned it off. I didn't know they did the confetti thing after the AFC Championship. That was a real plus . . . because I love confetti. There's no bad situation where there's confetti. I can't think of one. I certainly feel like I’m in the right place at the right time. I’m on a helluva football team and lucky to be a part of it and we’ve earned the right for one more opportunity. It means something different to everybody. We come from different backgrounds, we come from different teams but we’ve all earned this together. It’s a melting pot in that way."

David Andrews (signed as undrafted free agent, 2015) whose great uncle is former Atlanta coach Dan Reeves: "When the Falcons went [in 1998], my parents couldn't take me, but they went." (Is he still sore about that?) "Not anymore. Not at this moment."

Joe Thuney (drafted in third round in May): "It's just a great opportunity. You've got people like Marty [Bennett] and Chris Long that have played so long and just don't get the opportunity. You just got to take advantage of it, and soak upevery minute, and just prepare as best you can, I think. Just go out there and do the best you can."

Malcolm Mitchell (drafted in fourth round in May): "I have no idea [what to expect]. I'm pretty sure I'll be debriefed. And guys will tell me everything I need to know walking into it."

Jabaal Sheard (signed as free agent, 2015): “Great feeling. Unreal. Just an awesome feeling. We gotta get this ring, man and go finish this thing off. It’s exciting, obviously. I’ve heard the stories from the guys who’ve been here. It’s huge. We have to go out there and take care of business.” 

Phil Perry contributed to this report.