It's raining dolla's and attack dogs!

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It's raining dolla's and attack dogs!

By Justin Aucoin
WickedGoodSports.com

Note to self: Los Angeles of Anaheim of California of the United States of America of the planet known as Earth holds a grudge.

And, boy, do they know how to express it.

Over the weekend Angels fans showed Carl Crawford what they thought of him leaving LA for Boston and a 142 million contract by making it rain with wadded 1 bills.

An amusing gesture throwing dollars at a guy who took a huge paycheck or enjoys gentlemens clubs. One of the two. Were not sure.

Its just like how San Jose Sharks fans have thrown sharks on the ice because its the team mascot, Toronto Maple Leafs fans have thrown waffles on the ice because theyre Canadian and Detroit Red Wings fans throw octopi on the ice because because ummm err theres no one left in the city but octopi? No, that doesnt work. Whatever.

It made us wonder what other things would be thrown on a playing surface for what players andor teams are known for.

Montreal Canadiens
The players are already doing this on their own (and quite well), but Canadiens fans could throw their favorite players on the ice.

Bruins fans call it diving; Habs fans call it being a more talented team. Either way, theres a 100 chance a Habs player will be flat on his face during a game.

Other acceptable items: blow torches, matches, pitchforks, burned car parts, glass shards and anything else that was grabbed while looting stores after another playoff bonfire.

Ray Allen, Boston Celtics
Simple: Threes.

Lindy Ruff, Buffalo Sabres
The Buffalo Sabres head coach is notorious for crying. And hes at it again this postseason after Flyers knucklehead Mike Richards boarded one of Ruffs players.

There are a few things Sabres could throw on the ice tissues and tampons, for one.

Antonio Cromartie, New York Jets
The guy has nine kids. He needed an advance from the Jets so he could pay child support. Were not sure what the guys spending his million-dollar NFL paycheck on that he cant make his child support but its obvious what needs to be thrown his way:

Pocket change to help him make his next child support payment would also be ungraciously appreciated.

Michael Vick, Philadelphia Eagles
Attack dogs. Lots and lots of angry attack dogs.

We might be on to something here. The possibilities are endless!

Rookie Dak Prescott solid again, Cowboys beat Bears, 31-17

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Rookie Dak Prescott solid again, Cowboys beat Bears, 31-17

ARLINGTON, Texas - Maybe the Cowboys will be OK without quarterback Tony Romo this time. The future of the Dallas running game with Ezekiel Elliott looks pretty good, too.

Dak Prescott led scoring drives on all four Dallas possessions in the first half before throwing his first career touchdown pass in fellow rookie Elliott's first 100-yard game, and the Cowboys beat the Chicago Bears 31-17 on Sunday night to snap an eight-game home losing streak.

With his second straight win, Prescott doubled the number of victories the Cowboys (2-1) had in 14 games without the injured Romo over three seasons before the fourth-round pick showed up.

Prescott's first TD pass was a 17-yarder to Dez Bryant for a 31-10 lead in the fourth quarter, and he's up to 99 throws without an interception to start his career. Philadelphia's Carson Wentz has 102, and those are the two highest career-opening totals for a rookie in NFL history.

"Dak's handled every opportunity he's had right from the start really, really well," coach Jason Garrett said. "No different tonight."

Brian Hoyer had trouble moving the Chicago offense early with Jay Cutler sidelined by a sprained right thumb as the Bears fell behind 24-3 at halftime and dropped to 0-3 for the second time in two seasons under coach John Fox.

Making his 27th career start for his fourth different team, Hoyer was 30 of 49 for 317 yards - a good portion of that with the game out of each late in the fourth quarter - and threw for two scores to Zach Miller.

"We haven't played a complete game," Fox said. "This week was the reverse of what we've had. We played very poorly in the first half."

Elliott finished with 140 yards on 30 carries, including a 14-yard run when he hurdled safety Chris Prosinski. The Cowboys kept giving him the ball while trying to work the clock with a two-touchdown lead in the fourth quarter a week after he was benched because of two fumbles in a win over Washington.

"Made a lot of good runs tonight, a lot tough runs, a lot of NFL runs," Garrett said. "He's physically tough. He's mentally tough."

It didn't even bother Prescott that Pro Bowl left tackle Tyron Smith missed just the second game of his six-year career after his back tightened up during the week.

Prescott was 19 of 24 for 248 yards in Dallas' first home win since last year's opener, which was a week before the first of two broken left collarbones that kept Romo out of 12 games last season.

Romo is expected to miss about another month after breaking a bone in his back in the preseason.

Prescott had one of three rushing touchdowns for the Cowboys, who have seven this season after getting eight all of last year, when they finished 4-12.

Because the Bears fell behind again, they couldn't do much with the running game. They had just 15 carries for 73 yards and lost leading rusher Jeremy Langford to an ankle injury in the second half.