God is the greatest sports legend ever

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God is the greatest sports legend ever

Oh cool, they wear those Little League helmets with the face cages.

By Adam Hart
CSNNE.com

I have been living under a rock since the internet was created.

I found out last week, when a public relations lady sent an e-mail about PeekScore. It's the calculation of how "important," or prominent, a person is on the internet.

Of 10 sports legends, including Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan, Sachin Tendulkar finished atop the list with a perfect 10 score.

He plays cricket. Wikipedia calls him "one of the greatest batsmen" in the sport's history. HE EVEN SCORED A DOUBLE CENTURY!

Yup, a double century.

Didn't say how well he handles a chinaman, though. That's a type of pitch -- not racism.

Matthew Hayden once said of this digital sensation: "I have seen God. He bats at no. 4 in India in Tests."

Can you believe it? God playing cricket?! Of course he has the best PeekScore; it all makes sense now.

Man, I must've been living under a rock. Oh, wait. No. I've been living in America, home of the brave. And real sports.