Normally, it is a "Get off my lawn" rant from Trenni Kusnierek, but since she'll be covering curling for NBC at the Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia, she has a "Get off my ice" lesson for Gary Tanguay on Arbella Early Edition,
And why is it called curling? Because you "curl" the "stone" to the "house" of course. And by sweeping the ice, the players direct the stone toward its destination.
Got all that? Now, tune in for Trenni from Sochi.