By Justin Aucoin
QB Tony Romo and beauty pageant queen Candice Crawford tied the knot over the long weekend.
Dont worry. We know what youre thinking OMGZ SHAKING & CRYINGWHAT WAZIT LIEK?
Frankly who cares? Were more interested in what people get a million dollar quarterback and a beauty queen.
Answers: Stuff from Macys and Crate&Barrel.
Were assuming Tony and Candice were just trying to be nice and not asking for super expensive stuff. And there have been odder things put on wedding registries. My own cousin put a bicycle on his reg cause my familys classy like that.
But if were looking at the Money Person Earns to Store Value ratio, Tony wanting stuff from C&B would be the equivalent of me asking for stuff from Good Will or having the fam dumpster dive for gifts.
Anything people get them from Macys or C&B is going to be nothing nearly as nice as what is probably already in their mega-mansion.
But seriously, what do you get an NFL start and a beauty queen? They probably own everything and what they dont they can easily buy in a heartbeat.
We have some ideas.
1. A mirror. Because when youre that good looking theres no such thing as too many mirrors.
2. Jessica Simpsons new CD.
3. A GPS system. Because when youre that rich its easy to get lost in your vast estate.
If nothing else we know one thing Romo wouldnt get for his wedding a new NFL CBA.