By Adam Hart
Bill Polian is no stranger to thrusting about his influence for his teams benefit, and the thrusting has grown more sinister since his Colts lost 31-28 to the Patriots. What a rascal.
The following is an e-mail obtained exclusively by WGS early-to-slightly early Tuesday morning, when I made it up. This missive is fictionally written by Colts President Bill Polian, who serves as a member of the leagues Competition Committee.