Behind Rondo's miraculous return

Behind Rondo's miraculous return
May 10, 2011, 1:28 pm
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By Justin Aucoin
WickedGoodSports.com

By now be you a basketball fan or not youve probably heard about Rajon Rondo dislocating his elbow after professional tool and sidekick Dwayne Wade pulled Rondo down to the parquet.

Just seeing that video gives us a cold chill up the spine. The still frame is maybe even worse.

Photo from Sports of Boston

Shudders

There was talk that Rondo wouldnt return for the rest of the series, let alone return to the game.

And yet...

What a stud.

Regardless of sport, this is the type of player Boston loves tough, competitive and gives it his all every shift. Its why Shawn Thornton is so beloved and why Teddy Bruschi was also shown much love in New England. And its a reason why Rondo is also a fan favorite.

There still remains a huge cloud around how Rondo could return and be so effective after Wade went all MMA submission hold on him. Luckily WickedGoodSports is full of former CIA agents. Heres what our crackpot team found.

First off, the Celtics medical staff brought Rondo into a secret laboratory deep within the bowels of the Boston Garden.

Then they called in the leading scientist in bionic and cybernetic technology, who they just happened to have on hand that night.

The medical staff and Dr. Inspector Gadget worked tirelessly and quickly to create an artificial arm and hand worthy of a three point throwing champ.

They woke Rondo and let him try out his new and improved arm.

He returned.

He conquered.

He is:

And hes not done yet