By Adam Hart
Someone named SolidVerbal.com put together this video, and it's awesome. If you despise Gus Johnson and the excitement he brings to a broadcast, Alex Trebek is the man for you.
Trebek, curator of the worst commercial break in television history -- the momentum breaker halfway through the Jeopardy! round -- broadcasts this Stanford-Oregon game with subdued flare. Or, his sound clips from Jeopardy! do.
"Take a look at me now . . . That adds to your lead."
Jim Nantz better hope Trebek doesn't turn to golf. Because he'll find a worthy challenger for the role of Sunday afternoon nap inducer.