By Justin Aucoin
Special contributor to WickedGoodSports.com
You can't turn on your TV, pick up the paper, flip through a magazine or even surf the 'Net without seeing some joke complaining about Tom Brady's hair when the real crime is the fact he'll be wearing and endorsing Man-Uggs sooner than later.
Ugh.
When you win three Super Bowl titles and are an MVP you can do whatever you want with your hair. and feet, we suppose.
But we know what you're thinking:
'Wicked Good Sports Blog, what would Mr. Bundchen Brady look like in other hair styles? There's gotta be something that's better than that rat nest on his dome, right?
Well, Dear Reader, we're glad you asked. We did a little 'digging' and found photos of other hairstyles Tom was contemplating before deciding to go the shaggy via Bieber look.
Spoiler: Buy a bottle of eye bleach. You're going to need it.
Here we go:
The Kate Gosselin Brady
The Ace Brady
Alrighty then!
The Mullet Brady
Now with '90's Laser backdrop
The Jean-Luc Picard Brady
Engage!
The Randy Watson Brady
Sexual Chocolate, everybody!
The He-Man Brady
He has the POWER!!!
The Dreadlock Brady
Hang-10, dudes!
The Skullet
For when the mullet isn't far enough South
The Faux-hawk Brady
The Don King Brady
The Wolverine Brady
Get of my case, bub.
The Medusa Brady
Don't look directly at him.
The Donald Trump Brady
You're right...this joke was too easy. We're fired!
And lastly,
The Carrot Top Brady
Still Grade-A creepy
Wow...just wow.
Let's be glad Brady just went for simple, long and shaggy hair, and none of the above.
Make sure to check out more fun with Photoshop from Justin and his team at DaysofYorr.com.