Bill Belichick's trade down lifestyle

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By Jon Fucile
WickedGoodSports.com

Thursday night was the first round of the 2011 NFL Draft and that wily Bill Belichick was at it again. Everything was expecting the Patriots to select running back Mark Ingram with the 28th overall pick but as is his custom, Belichick traded that pick to the New Orleans Saints for a second round pick in this draft and a 2012 first round pick. The Saints then selected Ingram themselves.

Some Patriots fans were outraged but you should be used to this by now. There is a method to Bills hoody induced madness. Well, maybe.

You see, Bill doesnt just pull these types of shenanigans at the draft. He does this type of thing in his everyday life and it pays off BIG TIME.

Take for example Bills recent trip to McDonalds. He treated it just like the NFL draft. He had his eye on a nice 3 with a coke but he knew he could get more later if he ignored his hunger now.

Wow, nice haul Bill. That sounds delicious.

That crafty Bill. Always trying to squeeze maximum value from every pick!

Bill employs the same strategy in his love life. Sometimes Bills ladies just are not in the mood. Rather than just take his no and roll over and go to sleep, Bill trades down and get exactly what he wants.

Bill you saucy dog you! Rest up because it sounds like youre going to have a blast next Tuesday.

Now now Bill dont get greedy. Plus youre just taking this to a really weird place.

We all know Bill shows no mercy on the playing field and the same goes for his personal life. In his search for the next big star, he starts early and looks at every baby. If he doesnt like what he sees...well, he just moves onto the next.

That was harsh Bill.

Yeah, that is true Patrice Purrgeron. Belichick shouldnt be allowed near babies. But he is on to something with this trading down in real life thing.

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